"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
'ran into Harry today!'
'followed Harry from the gym broke the speed limit following him down the freeway hit a small child on the way ran over an old woman scaled a multi story building and camped outside for 7 hours and HAPPENED TO BY COINCIDE BUMP into harry as his body guards created a 6ft barrier around him until we guilt tripped him into posing for a pic'
(Source: budpest, via hxurry)
"We imagine that Harry does infact have a lot of shampoo. Very expensive shampoo which sits in his very expensive shower and gets to see him naked every day. Harry’s shampoo is winning at life, and you sir are most certainly not."